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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

sevier1202:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

If someone put a gun to my head and said “eat this eggplant or you’re dead” I would be like you better pull that trigger sport

Old sport

the great gatsby fandom is out of control

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

  • the grape gatsby
  • lime & punishment
  • the adventures of blackberry finn
  • the crepes of wrath
  • the catcher in the pie
  • war and quiche
  • around the world in eighty buffets
  • 20,000 leagues under the tea
  • the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

watchtheskytonight:

The Morning Star

HOLY COW THE EDITING QUALITY

City of Bones + Places

heatherleighann:

crazyisthenewblack:

annehathawillannehathaway:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now

ITS A DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE

WHEN YOU’RE 18 YOUR HAIR DOESN’T GROW 700 METRES LONG BUT NOBODY BRINGS THAT UP

HELIUM WOULDNT LAST LONG ENOUGH TO CARRY SOMEONE TO PERU

LET NEMO LIVE AS LONG AS NEMO WANTS 

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The Lightwood Brothers' Guide to Flirting

Gideon Lightwood: My dear Miss Collins, please forgive me for my untoward outburst. It is simply that I have such—such strong esteem—no, not esteem, adoration—for you that I feel as if it must blaze from me every moment of the day. Ever since I came to this house, I have been struck more forcibly each day by your beauty, your courage, and your nobility. It is an honor I could never deserve but most earnestly aspire to if you could only be mine—that is, if you would consent to be my wife.
Gabriel Lightwood: You seem to like that horse very much.

unsaviored:

in 4th grade we got this new kid in our class who was chinese and named ying. my teacher joked and said, “oh, so is your sister named yang?” and he started crying

❝ I`m an extrovert, I like to gesticulate and talk loud and stuff.